Archive for September, 2001

the fish don’t know that there’s water (or: i have no morals or something)

Sunday, September 30th, 2001

Wanna know how to keep someone from Bangladesh amused? It’s simple – give him a “Fudge Dipped Chocolate Chip Chewy Granola Bar,” then sit back and watch the fun unfold. Hehe…good old Touhid.

Well, it turns out that I completely forgot that CelticFest was this weekend. Damn me! Anyway, I missed out on seeing a pretty decent band that consists of guys wearing kilts, all kinds of drunk people (well, actually, I didn’t miss out on that; I do go to a huge party school), and meeting the person that told me about CelticFest and Brother (the band) in the first place. Damn, damn, damn.

My crazy Choices & Decisions teacher (also my advisor) assigned a report on a ‘cultural event’ at Lehigh during the month of September, and, being the good student that I am, I didn’t do it until about an hour ago. What’s great is that I didn’t have to actually go to an art exhibit – I just read the review of one in the school newspaper. Take that, crazy advisor lady.

My philosophy reading has been getting crazy lately. Mostly because I haven’t read any of it for two weeks, so I’m about 150 pages behind. I guess that’s what I get for not caring.

In other news, the door at the other end of the hall is jammed…it’s okay because I don’t use it much and I’m incredibly close to the other door, so if a fire broke out in the middle of the hall, I’d most likely make it out in one piece.

This week’s incredibly weird occurance:
At some point in time early Saturday, a giant cut magically appeared on the back of my left shoulder. It’s really big, will probably leave a scar for years, and I have absolutely no idea where it came from. Maybe I can tell people that I got slashed while in New York…

  

does howard roark laugh? (or: that’s cool-point-five)

Friday, September 28th, 2001

So, what have I been up to?

Well, this morning, I slept through my 10:10 philosophy class. It wasn’t that I didn’t wake up, but that I didn’t want to. It’s completely okay, though – I’ve done all of the reading, our last pop quiz was Wednesday, and it’s a giant lecture class, so it’s not like Professor Levine noticed anyway. And on the subject of sleeping in, it’s a good thing I decided not to on Wednesday (but I did wait until the last possible minute before running to class, though) – there was the aforementioned philosophy quiz, plus and economics quiz…I probably didn’t need to go to calculus though.

Lehigh has started to do campus tours, and for some reason, my hall happens to be the one they show off; and my room is the first door on the left, so it’s normally the room they go through. I mean, twenty people in my room is a manageable problem, but they could at least warn me – I was about to take a shower this afternoon and answered the door wearing nothing but a grin (just kidding, a towel). But I was nice and let them eat some popcorn (but not cookies, the ones that no one in my hall ate are being sent to Jennifer – I spent a lot of time on them).

It’s started to get unseasonably cold here, so I had to pull one of my corduroy coats out of the closet yesterday. Everyone likes it, of course…how can you not like a sketchy four-dollar coat from Goodwill? I even spilled some hot chocolate on it yesterday morning, so it smells good now.

My plans for the weekend, you ask? Well, tomorrow there’s a football game, and then after that I might go eat dinner with Danielle at Cafe Havana (yes, Cuban food!). Sunday is the designated homework day, and right now I’m wasting some time before I go up to the Hill. Speaking of which, there are two kinds of girls at Lehigh: those who don’t drink and those who do kegstands (and I’m not kidding). I try not to associate with the second type, which means I know all of seven females (again, I’m kidding, I don’t discriminate due to drinking preferences). So anyway, I’m going to spray on some Drakkar Noir (if you’re a guy, buy it) and run.

  

car crash weather (or: boycott domino’s)

Wednesday, September 26th, 2001

It’s been a year right down to the minute, I think.

You see, I was on my way home from Best Buy. I had gone there to get a Pearl Jam CD for myself and a CD case for my brother (he wanted to go with me, but I decided to be a dick and told him that he wasn’t allowed to ride in my car…ever (which, by the way, is a promise I’ve kept)). So I was driving down the south service road in the general direction of home. Actually, I was going to stop at someone’s house first, so taking the service road made sense (plus I really didn’t like the idea of merging at night; I had only been driving the little Bimmer for two and a half months).

So I was driving down the service road – still close to the mall – and a cop behind me turned his lights on, which was bad, because I was going about sixty in a…well, whatever the hell the service road is; I don’t remember, I haven’t been there for over a month. Anyway, it turns out that the pig was going after someone else, because he just went right around me. Even so, I slowed down to a mile or two over the speed limit.

A few minutes later, I was sitting at the light at the Cave Springs overpass (which, in my opinion, is the worst fucking stoplight in the world…do you have any idea how many people run red lights there? (the answer is: A LOT)). I got stuck there for a couple of lights, and then, instead of making a left turn like I normally would, I went straight through the intersection so I could make my little ‘pit stop’ before going home.

There was a car behind me, and I thought that he was possibly a little upset about the fact that I wasn’t speeding excessively because he was sorta close to my rear bumper. But instead of trying to piss him off, as I seem to do all the time (even though it tends to get me in ‘trouble’), which turned out to be a very good thing. “Why?” you ask. Here’s why:

As I was approaching the entrance to Remington Apartments (which was on my right; the highway was off to the left), a pizza guy was sitting there, waiting to make a turn. He rolled forward, and I thought, “Ummm…excuse me Mr. Stupid Pizza Guy, but I’m driving down this road at the speed limit, which happens to be well above zero miles per hour, so please don’t get in my way,” but then he stopped, which was a sigh of relief.

And then he pulled out. It was too late for me to stop, so I did all I could to swerve around him, but one can only do so much when there is oncoming traffic mere feet away. And then there was the collision. It hurt – threw me around – and I still don’t know how my head avoided the window. After a little bit of spinning, my little 320i ended up in the middle of the road, pointed in the other direction.

I didn’t piss myself, but it was that scary. In retrospect, I’m sure I was a little hysterical. I exited through the passenger door and then yelled at the guy who hit me (but I was yelling something along the lines of “Are you okay?”). And then, of all the people who could’ve shown up, Ashleigh Ditch did. Ashleigh Ditch whom I hadn’t seen since the previous May and whom I haven’t talked to since (I really did mean to send her a thank you card or something, but I didn’t have her address). She gave me a hug, some water, and a bag to put my stuff in, and then asked where my glasses were.

You see, I hadn’t noticed that I wasn’t wearing my glasses when I got out of my poor little car. I had no idea where they were. But it didn’t really matter, because the police were there and wanted to talk to me. I answered their questions, the damn pizza delivery boy answered their questions, and the guy behind me (who had stopped) answered their questions.

I found out later that the Domino’s guy said that:
1. He thought my headlights weren’t on. They were (thank you, guy behind me, for backing me up on that one).
2. He was making a right turn. There is NO WAY IN HELL anyone could call what he was doing an attempted right turn. First of all, I swerved way to the left and he still managed to run into me – no one drives straight to the yellow line and then turns the wheel way to the right to make a right turn. Secondly, the [minimal] damage to his car was all on the front right bumper. Think about it for a sec – the only way that could’ve happened would involve his wheels being turned to the left (or me turning my car around and running into him, which I sincerely felt like doing when I found out how he basically tried to blame the whole thing on me).

He was able to drive off. Like I said, damage to his car was slim to none. My car, however, had to be towed off. I did manage to find my glasses before they took it away, at least. Then I turned down a ride in the ambulance with those nice EMT people and went home with my dad, who, by the way, decided to YELL AT ME FOR THE ENTIRE RIDE HOME BECAUSE HE FIGURED THAT I WAS PLAYING WITH THE RADIO KNOBS OR ONE OF THOSE ‘TEENAGER THINGS’ AND HAD MANAGED TO MAKE THE PIZZA JERK RUN INTO ME. Did I mention that he was pissed? I just ignored him, though, and he went to bed when we got home.

My mom wanted me to go to the hospital (there weren’t any obvious injuries, but you never know), so we left to do that at about 10:30 or 11:00. But before we got there, I made her stop at the Ferrell’s so I could talk to Jennifer. I wanted to ask her about a government & politics assignment; I couldn’t remember whether or not it was due the next day (it wasn’t).

So we eventually made it to the emergency room, and I had to wait in a bed for quite some time. After waiting, tests, waiting, and waiting, the doctor told me that I had a sprained ankle and bruised kidneys, which wasn’t bad at all, considering that I was in a frickin’ CAR WRECK. I ended up back at home in bed maybe at 3:30-4:00ish.

The next morning, I bombed my College US History test (fuck you, Mr. Clark…I didn’t really get a chance to study). Also, my back hurt like a mug for the next month or so. And my car ended up being totaled (poor thing…I had just put some stickers on it, too). I mean, he hit me between the front right tire and the passenger door and just demolished the hell out of it. That whole section of the car was smashed into about half of its original size (yeah, by being a dick, I definitely saved my brother a lot of pain) and the front right tire was turned perpendicular to the rest of the car. Oh, and the windshield was shattered also.

And then there was American Family Insurance (his people). I put $2900 into that beast of a car; they gave me $2000. They also offered the exact amount of the medical bills as my ‘pain & suffering’ money. That obviously wasn’t acceptable – they had already screwed me out of $900 and my back friggin’ hurt – so I said no. I called that damn insurance lady at least once a week, but she never ever called back. It’s a year later and I still don’t have any of that money (and my parents are violently anti-lawyer). Plus I had to spend ten bucks and buy Melissa Lightfoot a replacement for a CD I had borrowed from her and was listening to at the time.

But none of that is the worst thing about the whole ordeal. The worst thing is the feeling I get when I drive by Remington Apartments – a very bitter, metallic feeling in my teeth – my teeth, of all places…it’s really that terrible, so I avoid that part of the service road as much as is possible.

  

like a rock star (or: undecided)

Monday, September 24th, 2001

I finished my Philosophy mid-term about two hours ago. Yay! I even managed to quote the greatest comic strip of all time – Calvin & Hobbes. And yes, it took me all damn day to write the damn thing.

In the spirit of Saturday’s word:
random (adj.) – pertaining to a situation in which you come across a fellow Lehigh student on AIM, talk to her for quite some time, talk to her some more when she calls and then hear her realize out loud that she has talked to you before…IN YOUR ROOM…and you don’t remember her at all (which, by the way, is odd because she has the most distinct New Jersey accent ever), but she doesn’t really remember you either, just your Dead Poets Society poster, so it’s okay and you both think it’s funny and have a good laugh over it

  

we all walk the long road (or: no shoulder at all)

Sunday, September 23rd, 2001

Today (well, yesterday) is (was) the first day of autumn. Did you realize that? I certainly didn’t. It’s not like the temperature automatically dropped twenty degrees to make up for the change of season, because it didn’t

Lehigh’s first home football game (and also homecoming) was at one, against Princeton. I woke up at 12:15 (damn tour group…why would they want to see my room anyway?), threw on some clothes, didn’t shave, and caught a bus in time to catch the end of some tailgating. The game started, but we sucked all the way through the first and second quarters, so at halftime I decided that I always already much too sunburnt and I needed to go back to my room and eat sherbert. So I did that and watched the brutal ass-kicking we inflicted upon Princeton in the second half.

After that, I tried to start writing my philosophy mid-term, which is due Monday and is worth twenty percent of my semester grade, but I seemed to have regained the procrastination skills I refined last year and promptly discarded over the summer. However, I did manage to learn how to play 3 Libras by A Perfect Circle on my guitar.

My mother called at some point in time, so I told her how much I desperately need cash to fund my gambling addiction. Then she put her phone up to the dogs’ faces so they could talk to me… I also talked to my brother for the first time since I left (which was over a month ago) and told him that Homecoming formals are for losers.

Instead of going fratting (or hilling, or whatever made-up word you want to call it) as is the normal plan on Saturday nights, I stayed in so I could work on my philosophy mid-term (which, mind you, is due in approximately thirty hours and is worth a whopping twenty percent of my semester grade). So far, I’ve typed my name and the date.

Word of the day for 9.22.01:
the most horrible thing ever (adj.) – used to describe a moment in which the one person one is avoiding like mainstream music becomes unavoidable in the sense that she is visible on television AT LEAST ONCE EVERY TWO MINUTES and one cannot change the channel because everyone else wants to watch the game
syn. – something that makes me want to puke