Archive for March, 2003

quick (or: so high, so low)

Sunday, March 30th, 2003

twenty-four hour pre-fast consumption: two raspberry pop-tarts (unfrosted), five thin mints, ten bites of baked pasta, three bites of chocolate pie and one slice of cheese pizza
period of fasting: eighty-six and one-half hours
twenty-four hour post-fast glut: three kudos bars (one chocolate chip, one m&m and one peanut butter), a handful of cinnamon toast crunch, most of a veggie hoagie at Goosey, six Grandma’s chocolate chip cookies, a frosty and a custom sandwich at work
lesson learned: you lose your appetite after a day or two.

  

to love and hate you in the same breath (or: prolonging it six weeks at a time)

Thursday, March 27th, 2003

the world may or may not end tonight.

everything i’ve done in the last forty-eight hours five days fifty-three weeks thirty-three months could reach a culmination in the very near future.

i’m scared to death.

  

Protected: either/or (or: dialogue description)

Tuesday, March 25th, 2003

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two tunisian toothpicks (or: euonym)

Sunday, March 16th, 2003

friday night, i learned another one of life’s simple rules:

regardless of the fact that the cute middle eastern girl you are talking to on the online wants you to call her, her mother will somehow get to the phone first and yell at you for waking her up at 2:30 in the morning.

but hey, she’s only a stone’s throw away, so i’m sure we’ll hook up one of these days.

hook up in the non-college sense.

  

fight songs (or: at at at)

Thursday, March 13th, 2003

apparently a little vanity was in order, as my new haircut (i chopped four inches off) makes me smile. and smiling is good, you see.

anyhow, that’s all i had to say, really. i need to go throw some stuff together to take to mizzou with me, since i’m leaving in twenty minutes or so.